Zee Plan...

I "plan" to post at least once a week now... maybe twice if you're lucky. I might post random stuff that doesn't matter sometimes, but we'll see.

POSTING DAYS ARE MONDAYS because most people spend their Monday's reading stuff on the internet any way.

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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Today is apparently: People on Bikes Riding on Roads They Don't Belong On Day

Let me tell you a little bit about the road I drive to work each morning...

It's a two lane road, on a cliffside overlooking the ocean. Yeah, yeah, beautiful and all that. You know what it's not... BIKER FRIENDLY. Apparently two miles in to it (and I've never driven that far to be sure) part of it fell off into the ocean one day, which makes it a one lane road and LESS biker friendly.

Sure it's all oceany and what not. And sure we get 3 days of sunshine a year up here (alright I exaggerate... we get four). And SURE most people up here drive like they've lived here all their life and don't seem to care about hurrying or rushing or tailgating. But COME ON, it's a double yellow line people, you expect me to follow your spandex butts for 1.5 miles?!

They do.

I pass them, hope not to head on collide with oncoming traffic, narrowly avoid bike dude biking the OTHER direction.

Every where you go, another little sucker.

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