Zee Plan...

I "plan" to post at least once a week now... maybe twice if you're lucky. I might post random stuff that doesn't matter sometimes, but we'll see.

POSTING DAYS ARE MONDAYS because most people spend their Monday's reading stuff on the internet any way.

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Saturday, May 31, 2008

Husband and I went to see Sex and The City: which I'm giving 4 out of 5 stars because I am hard to please


The movie was pretty good, the fashion and the shoes were even better, and some of the best parts involved the super drunk guy that was sitting two rows up from us.

He started out moderately drunk, laughing a little too loudly at obvious jokes and then slowly but surely he became oustandingly drunk, the kind of drunk that inspired him to yell out "somebody make her bend over again" in a scene where (possible spoiler alert?!) Sarah Jessica Parker bent over with her underwear on as she was getting in to bed with (ohhhh) BIG.

And then finally ended with the man sliding down onto the floor in front of his seat, burying his head in his girlfriend's lap and finally being unable to get up or walk out.

A few times the poor teeanger usher guy (seriously think he was 15) had to tell the guy to "please keep it down" and "try to keep it together", but the guy just brushed him off and went back to talking too loudly "I freaking love this shit! I LOVE IT!" Finally his girlfriend decided to escort him out, stood up and when he TRIED to walk out he stumbled and basically fell over on to this other guy who pushed him back into an upright position. Husband said he was kind of dissapointed the guy didn't throw up, as that would have just added to the already blazing fire.

It was at that point several workerbees came to escort him out. This, of course, freaked out the two girls next to me who not only were drinking (cosmopolitans OF COURSE) but managed to spill one of their drinks so it REEKED of alcohol next to me. So they got up and left too.

People were really going all out for this movie.

After we came home and my parents (who watched Baby) were readying to leave for the movie my Dad said "maybe I should dress up as Mr. Big or something before we go."

And without missing a beat we said "wait, aren't you already?"

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