Zee Hills! Zee Hills!: Where you give up your life but you get a whole new one in return.

The above quote came from Whitney's new boss over there at The People's Revolution (a clothing store that isn't actually a store so much as a place where stylists come to buy really tight pants for their famous clients). You see Whitney (and for those of you that could care less about this show, bare with me please, I really want to stop watching, I do, but the truth is that I've now invested an UNGODLY three seasons or something into this show and I feel like I HAVE to watch in order to find out what's going to happen but much like Soap Opera's NOTHING ever happens and it's just this vicious cycle to which I say "well what else am I going to do on a Monday night? Go out and party down and have my own life?!) up and quit her job at Teen Vogue because she wanted to go into "styling" and Lisa Love said "Well I don't have anything for you in styling here so you can leave with my blessing."

I love how Whitney went and got LL's blessing, like "Oh great Goddess may I please leave this temple and move on to another equally super important changing the world one super tight pair of pants at a time temple?". Last time I left a job for a better job it was mostly a "so, late" kind of situation.

I digress. Whitney quit, she moved to start a revolution, she "signed a deal with the devil" and..ahem... basically "gave up her life"... except she gets a whole new one in return. Funnily enough it could (and probably should be) the quote that sums up the entire series. All of these gals have in fact signed a deal with the devil, given up their own lives... gotten brand new ones in return.

Remains to be seen if it was worth it.

Although, sitting pretty in your new mansion, hanging with your friends at VIP clubs, on the cover of magazines... they would probably say yes, but they are young 20 somethings, what else would they say?



*Oh, Lauren totes (that's teen speak for totally, for all you oldies) started talking to Spencer's sis what's her name (what the f is her name? Oh, Stephanie) and they like dogged Spencer big time and now they are going to be besties (that's best friends, ahem) and Spencer and Heidi are going to be totes peeved, yo. And there was something else about Lauren freaking out because Brody has a girlfriend and therefore she is NOT talking to him NO MO! And Audrina? She has naked pictures on the internets...*






Seriously, did Audrina NOT sign the same deal with the devil because lately her job is to go "oh my god no way! What did he say! Really! Yeah, totally, yeah.