Zee Plan...

I "plan" to post at least once a week now... maybe twice if you're lucky. I might post random stuff that doesn't matter sometimes, but we'll see.

POSTING DAYS ARE MONDAYS because most people spend their Monday's reading stuff on the internet any way.

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Monday, April 28, 2008

Right now I'm annoyed with Husband, so everything he does bugs the living shit out of me



Top 10 things that bugged me in the car this morning while he was driving Baby to day care and me to work:


1. Turning off the radio when I was actually listening to it.

2. Me turning the radio back on and him making that "pssht" noise people make when they think you're doing something just to annoy them, when the thing they had already done before that was the real thing that started off the thing that just annoyed you contest that morning.

3. Him trying to fix the coin drawer AGAIN after the night before I'd explained that Rae and I had tried to fix the thing for 15 minutes but it was just broken. "Well how did it break?" "I don't know. On Saturday it opened and I tried to close it but it wouldn't close. Then Rae tried to close it and it wouldn't close. And then I tried to close it and it wouldn't close." "Well GREAT... JUST GREAT!!" This morning he tried to close it again... "Great," he whispered.

4. Turning the radio off AGAIN after I went and turned it back on.

5. Him telling me I should be in the right lane to avoid the random bump in the road on the left. Me explaining that I am well aware of the bump and usually just slow down for it. Him telling me that it's less of a bump in the right lane. Me telling him (in my head) that if he wants to be the one driving he should GO AHEAD AND DRIVE.

6. Him constantly looking over my shoulder to check and make sure there are no cars in the other lane when I decide to signal (yep, I signal) and change lanes.

7. Him telling me that he's probably going to die of a heart attack because he's going to have to take so many allergy medications since we're moving to an area that he has bad allergies in.

8. Him shifting down when we go down a hill... it's an AUTOMATIC... shift down, I'll shift you down.

9. Responding to my "I don't think you said anything about the house (after I spent the weekend cleaning it from top to bottom, reorganizing it and readying it for our Saturday open house)" with a "I'm sure I did."

10. And then following that up with a "But whatever, it's nice."


*Life is like the ocean, right? Comes in waves...call this one a storm...it's high tide...*

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