Zee Plan...

I "plan" to post at least once a week now... maybe twice if you're lucky. I might post random stuff that doesn't matter sometimes, but we'll see.

POSTING DAYS ARE MONDAYS because most people spend their Monday's reading stuff on the internet any way.

*All statements subject to change without notice. No returns or exchanges. Not to be used as a flotation device. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Right now Husband and I are fighting: on thin ice: mucking through the mucky muck



High above the mucky muck, castle made of clouds there sits wonderboy sitting oh so proudly. Not much to say when you're high above the mucky muck. Yeahhh... yeah. Wonderboy, what is the secret of your powers? Wonderboy why can't you just agree with me all the time and stop telling me stuff I don't really want to hear and why can't you just think my way is the best way and why do you have to care so much about things that in the grad scheme of things shouldn't really be that serious?!

And now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nasty (Wo)man arch rival and nemesis of Wonderboy with powers comprable to wonderboy's! What powers you ask? How about the power to talk her way out of anything? How about the power to speak on a calm voice even though Wonderboy is ALL PISSED OFF? How about the power to suggest that Wonderboy just get over it and take a walk? Or how about the elusive power of foresight, that's knowing everything is going to be okay even though wonderboy doesn't think it's true, HOMES.

Wonderboy... what is the secret of your powers? Wonderboy won't you take me far away from the mucky muck now...

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