We also watched the Season Finale of ROCK OF LOVE II (sluttier and skankier and endier...). I'm not going to call it a series finale, because that would imply that I think Bret Michaels is going to somehow stick it out (he's definately going to stick it in... ba dum dum!) with Ambre (Am-brea, though she pronounces is Am-BURR). He's not, they are probably already broken up... deal.
Anyway, Husband and I were pretty excited for the whole thing because for some reason we both like to get together and watch crazy girls jump up and down trying to get attention and be Bret's rock of love (not rock of like, not rock of lust, FYI). And I was a rootin' for Daisy because 1. she probably was geniuinly "in love" with him, considering she has the maturity of a 12 year old and does that whole rock idolization thing pretty well and 2. she has big fake boobs and lips... what more do you want Michaels?!
But, Bret chose Ambre, who doesn't have fake boobs or lips and who is "closer to his age" of 50 AND who wants to be a famous TV host who lives in Chicago. Last year Bret chose Jess, who was from Chicago and dumped his ass the minute the show was over. I guess I'll wait to see how perky Ambre is now that she can get more hosting gigs (let's forget about the part where she tells Bret she wasn't wearing underwear and flashed him, because everybody knows you can show an old rock star your va-jay-jay and still get gigs on Entertainment Tonight) and be Bret Michaels' girlfriend.
Or something.
Anyway, on pins and needles for next week because two girls are going to fight.
Yep I just wrote that. Two blonde stripper who have both f'd Bret Michaels are going to fight on national television and I'm DVR'ing it.
This is what VH1 has reduced me too.
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