So uh, this article says it better then I could have ever said it because this article is from the F'in NEW YORK TIMES, BITCH

They use a lot of big words over thar at the F'in New York Times, BITCH:

And oh, what Lauren, her vulnerability hidden beneath her baroque moralism, could learn from Heidi right now. Lauren is pining for Brody, who, she has confessed, never makes her feel good enough. (Although we are led to believe that she could still have a chance with him, Us magazine has already told us no — reality squelching the suspense of mock reality.)

Baroque moralism? This is an article about The Hills and the F'in New York Times, BITCH - manages to work in baroque moralism. My hat to you, FNYTB, because all I could manage to do was make fun of Heidi's new face.

Much to learn I still have... much to learn.