Neighbor's friend: And so Nate's girlfriend comes up to me last weekend and she was totally trashed right and she's like "how come you don't want to hook up with my friends?" And I go "hey I never said that." And she leans over and whispers in my ear "Do you want to fuck a model?" And I say "I wouldn't turn it down." And she's like "my friends are like fucking models. They are totally fucking models. I will totally hook you up next weekend and you can totally fuck a model."
Neighbor: Wait, that's like this weekend.
Neighbor's Friend: Yeah dude, this weekend, probably tonight, I'm totally fucking a model.
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