Zee Plan...

I "plan" to post at least once a week now... maybe twice if you're lucky. I might post random stuff that doesn't matter sometimes, but we'll see.

POSTING DAYS ARE MONDAYS because most people spend their Monday's reading stuff on the internet any way.

*All statements subject to change without notice. No returns or exchanges. Not to be used as a flotation device. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars.

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Overheard Conversations: My neighbor's friend is totally going to fuck a model this weekend



Neighbor's friend:
And so Nate's girlfriend comes up to me last weekend and she was totally trashed right and she's like "how come you don't want to hook up with my friends?" And I go "hey I never said that." And she leans over and whispers in my ear "Do you want to fuck a model?" And I say "I wouldn't turn it down." And she's like "my friends are like fucking models. They are totally fucking models. I will totally hook you up next weekend and you can totally fuck a model."

Neighbor: Wait, that's like this weekend.

Neighbor's Friend: Yeah dude, this weekend, probably tonight, I'm totally fucking a model.

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