Monday night we took Baby to a Pow Wow with Aunty Vi, met Vi's friend Travis, am now convinced he is Bee's long lost soul mate and/or next big hookup

Both Vee and I got the same bright idea, to fix Bee up with Travis. This is what people in relationships do, we like to play at the single life by using single people and playing with their lives.

So last night when I met up with Bee and Vee for happy hour we spent a good hour (well not quite that long) telling her all the wonderful things about Travis (keeping in mind Vee met him for five minutes and I met him once before, almost a year ago, when I was all pregnant). Travis is tall, and used to play professional baseball, and is good looking (yep, good looking) and seems like fun and (as Vee pointed out) was dressed up for St. Patty's day (which makes him cool).

He also told me that he hardly ever gets out now that he lives in San Diego and is getting his masters degree (educated mofo).

If I wasn't married, with baby (and totally in love blah blah blah) then this guy would bring out that shameless flirt I have hidden somewhere deep inside me. The kind that would laugh at the stupid joke Travis made when I said "geez Travis I don't remember you being this tall." And Vi goes "yep, he's big and tall." And he responded "that's what she said."

HA, a that's what she said joke! And a professional baseball player! And a smarty?! How could Bee turn this one down?

She seemed to get the impression that both Vee and I had spent a little too long thinking about the whole thing and that is was probably because we both knew he was the kind of guy we would have flirted/partied around with back in the day (paging Roman Hands, Roman Hands anybody... a very inside joke that if you aren't Vee you aren't going to get so don't event try) but whatever, if he must simply be for our viewing pleasure why can't he be for Bee's ACTUAL pleasure.

So the new plan was to fix Bee up with Travis. It was sealed over Chicago Style Pizza and Berry Cider at BJ's in La Jolla (shameless plug, pizza was good).

And then I got home... told Husband all about the plan and got this:

"I don't think it'll work. (Bee) is very sophisticated and smart and he made a that's what she said joke. She can do way better than him. She's a little out of his league."

Certainly put a lot of thought into that one... looking out for Bee's best interests.

Apparently Bee is for Husband's viewing pleasure (she is awful cute).