It's Easter Weekend: so get together and think about Jesus dying and coming back to life and then dying again

Or think about Moses and plagues and passing (out and/or over). Vee and I choose to think about dyeing eggs and bunnies that are fertile.

From Wikipedia: (knower of all)

In English, the etymology of the word "Easter" comes from an ancient pagan goddess of the spring named Eostre, related to German Ostara. According to popular folklore, Eostre once saved a bird whose wings had frozen during the winter by turning it into a rabbit. Because the rabbit had once been a bird, it could still lay eggs, and that rabbit became the modern Easter Bunny.[2]

The precise origin of the ancient custom of coloring eggs is not known. Greeks to this day typically dye their Easter eggs red, the color of blood, in recognition of the renewal of life in springtime (and, later, the blood of the sacrificed Christ). Some also use the color green, in honor of the new foliage emerging after the long dead time of winter.

And that is your "random thing to tell people at the bar tonight so that they think you are super smart and want to take you home and have random sex with you, smarty mc smarty son (I could tell you about the time I met this "professor of psychology" guy... but I won't).