Because the other day he went to some ladies' house and saw a whole bunch of gold records on the wall whereby she told him that her son (bless his heart) was the lead singer of Ratt and that he has a record out AND will be performing around San Diego.
Then she gave him a CD.
Apparently he was in the bathroom getting ready so he couldn't come out and prove that he was in fact the lead singer of Ratt and/or would be performing in San Diego.
Maybe she's just a big old fan and she ebayed her way to Ratt heaven.
Or she's probably his proud Mama.
Because in spandex like that, how could you NOT be a proud Mama.
