Dear People on Craigslist: I'm selling you a TV for 20.00, no I'm NOT going to remove the stickers for you

Dear People on Craigslist (stop)
I'm selling you a T.V. that has a working VCR (granted nobody uses VCR's anymore) and a possibly (if you want to get it fixed) working DVD player. It has a good picture, cable hookups, is relatively new and works. Plus the damn thing is $20.00. If you need a TV and you get one for $20.00, then you're doing pretty good that day. That's hours of entertainment, plus the perfect kid friendly TV, all for $20.00. (stop)

This does not mean that I somehow owe you anything. My gift to you is a TV for $20.00 (stop).

Keep in mind, people on Craigslist, you are the one trolling Craigslist for a TV. I am not Costco, or Walmart, or Target. I don't know the dimensions, how old it is, if the stickers are removable, if it's still under warranty, how much it weighs. It's a DAMN TELEVISION FOR $20 DAMN DOLLARS. You are not paying me enough to customer service my way through this sale. If you want the TV for $20.00 THEN COME AND GET IT, if you don't, stop wasting my Gmail inbox space with your questions and then INSISTING I give you my phone number. You don't get my phone number, my phone number is mine, if I wanted to give it to you so we could call and be buddies it's not going to happen after you send me a LIST of things I have to answer so you can DARE buy a damn TV for $20.00. (stop)

Thank you for your inquiry, but the best I can tell you is, save your $20.00. Maybe one day you can buy a TV from a real store.

Have a nice day,

-Disgruntled wife/mother/mover who doesn't want to spend her Friday night cleaning but she has to because people are coming to look at the Apartment tomorrow.