Overheard Conversations: some girls are just born slutty

My Dad: So the thing is people have a very narrow definition of virginity and from articles that I've read, you can't judge it just by the hymen, if that even exists! Some girls are born without a hymen, thank you very much.

Me: Well maybe those girls are just born slutty.

Overheard Conversations: And so I think "and I got fired for being 'so creative' when there are some REAL crazies out there?"

It's been a while since a good addition of Overheard Conversations, so to come across this doozy, on a Friday no less... well thank heavens:

Human Resources Guy: So the lady that was in your job before you, she got fired.
New Girl: She did?
Human Resources Guy: Yep. Apparently she was like typing these random things into her internet search box, and they were red flags. Her supervisor was Jane, and she would type in things to her Google search like "Killing Jane with Cocaine." or "Burying Jane in Spain" or "Strangling Jane in the Rain."
New Girl: You're kidding
Human Resources Guy: I'm not. It was almost like she was typing in exactly what she was thinking, right there into her search box.
New Girl: And it rhymed too.
Human Resources Guy: Hey, it did. Imagine thinking in rhymes all the time.
New Girl: I think that'd be just fine.