But the other day I was watching Fox News (COME ON, I'm home with a Baby and it's that or One Life to Live with my mother) and they were talking about how poor Hillary Clinton is like the republican of the Democratic party. Bare with me, you see, she gets all the heap of crazy from those left wing liberal fanatics who aren't in touch with America at all. All those left wing liberal fanatics are like "Hey Hillary, you're too old school and you're too up tight and you're too smart and have too many leadership qualities that will make you a great asset to our country so WE HATE YOU."
And because the media is a left wing liberal fanatical media, poor Hillary got the short end of the Democratic Media Agenda (I would like to see this left wing agenda. First order of business, give free health care to everyone and let them eat cake!) and therefore, like the poor Republicans, didn't get a fair shake at this Democratic Race when LIKE THE REPUBLICANS she is the ONLY CANDIDATE THAT COULD ACTUALLY GET ELECTED.
And so they go "and it's sad, cause those left wing liberal fanatics just pick these people who they like, when that's NOT what the country really wants. Lots of peoeple really WANTED Hillary, did we hear from them. Those liberal media outlets ruined her chances and treated her badly LIKE THEY DO TO US REPUBLICANS."
And I was agreeing with them. AGREEING WITH FOX NEWS... FOX NEWS! And as I'm shaking my head and agreeing with them I promptly shut off my TV, felt really dirty, took a shower and then turned on some nice Michael Moore SICKO while reading my "Why George Bush Sucks" pamphlets.
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