Zee Plan...

I "plan" to post at least once a week now... maybe twice if you're lucky. I might post random stuff that doesn't matter sometimes, but we'll see.

POSTING DAYS ARE MONDAYS because most people spend their Monday's reading stuff on the internet any way.

*All statements subject to change without notice. No returns or exchanges. Not to be used as a flotation device. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Overheard Conversations: That kid is totally bisexual but I think he just thinks he's friendly (and American too)

Foreign Exchange High Schooler Guy: So, we always seem to sit here.

Foreign Exchange High Schooler Girl: I know huh? We always get the same table.

Foreign Exchange High Schooler Guy: Yeah tot...(interrupted by random guy coming up behind him, wrapping his arms around him, leaning in and burying his face in Foreign Exchange High Schooler Guy's neck) Oh, hey dude.

Random Guy walks out the door, shoots a head tilt to the Foreign Exchange High Schooler Guy.

Foregn Exchange High Schooler Girl (after a pause): So um, is he just friendly or is he totally bisexual. He has a girlfriend right? Maybe he's just a friendly bisexual.

Foreign Exchange High Schooler Guy: Well, and he's American. They are pretty friendly I think.

Foreign Exchange High Schooler Girl: Yep, friendly, and bisexual.

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