Zee Plan...

I "plan" to post at least once a week now... maybe twice if you're lucky. I might post random stuff that doesn't matter sometimes, but we'll see.

POSTING DAYS ARE MONDAYS because most people spend their Monday's reading stuff on the internet any way.

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Thursday, May 29, 2008

Overheard Conversations: PRIUS, you know how we do!

South Park - 1002: Smug Alert

You know that episode of South Park (does anybody watch South Park as much as me) where all those environmentalists who care about global warming sit around and talk about how cool they are because they drive hybrid cars and they live in Berkeley and they like the smell of their own farts,(anybody)?

Today in Starbucks:

Lady with orange crocs on: Look out there in the parking lot. Prius, Prius, PRIUS! That’s three right there, alright. (Stops next to a lady wearing an all fleece outfit) Is one of those Prius’ yours?
Lady wearing an all fleece outfit: It is. Mine’s the blue one!
Lady with the orange crocs on: Gimme five for that one! Mines the other blue one parked next to yours. Good for us!
Lady wearing an all fleece outfit: So you’re the one I see every time I’m at the elementary school, parked right there.
Lady with the orange crocs on: That is me! That’s me! Go us! Gas is up to 4.25, did you see that. Did everyone see that?
Lady wearing an all fleece outfit: Tell me about it. I’ll see you in the school parking lot.

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