Oh yeah so right before that my mom is going through all these questions and good answers with me over lunch

And like that kid in high school I'm all "uh huh, yeah, whatever" and I keep trying to change the subject but she just keeps talking to me about the same thing so I start watching TV over her shoulder.

Well, I basically used every answer for the questions that DID come up in the interview and people told me "that's a REALLY good answer" to which I nodded and said "of course it is." (No I didn't, but you know what I mean).

My mother, helping me ace interviews since... well yesterday.

When I got home I actually walked up and patted her on the back. "You know how I never listen to you and I hate telling you that you were right. Well here you go, I'm patting you on the back because you were right, all the questions you told me good answers too were asked and I have you to thank for my preparation. Good for you."

She laughed. "Now if only you'd listen to me about lining your eyes with liquid liner."