Sadly, the soundtrack song of the day: Because everyone is all up in arms about seeing her ENTIRE back, her NAKED back, a 15 year old BACK

"But you're a parent now, don't you care that Miley Cyrus was practically naked in Vanity Fair and she's only 15 and what is she teaching our young people today with her Disney show. You know how much they love Hannah Montana."

"Have you actually seen the pictures?"

"No, I saw a clip of them on the news."

"The one where you can see her whole back, her entire NAKED back?"

"It's the implication. The mussed up hair, the bed sheet. How would you feel if that was your daughter?"

"How much is she getting paid?"

"You're cursing yourself. You watch, with your luck your daughter will just do it for free up there on My Space."

"I'm going to raise her better then that... charge per view hunny, charge per view."