Zee Plan...

I "plan" to post at least once a week now... maybe twice if you're lucky. I might post random stuff that doesn't matter sometimes, but we'll see.

POSTING DAYS ARE MONDAYS because most people spend their Monday's reading stuff on the internet any way.

*All statements subject to change without notice. No returns or exchanges. Not to be used as a flotation device. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Overheard Conversations: Somebody fancies himself an Ice-Cube motha!

Girl: So baby, last night you were so funny.
Guy: Baby, last night I was so tired, I'm sorry about that, I know I missed out on our... well you know special time.
Girl: Baby, it was hilarious cause you basically passed out on the couch right and I went to go wake you up so I shook you and I was like "Baby? Baby you wanna wake up and we can do this?" And you laugh and you're all "yeah, yeah, I put it so deep, so deeo put your butt to sleep!" And I was like "Baby are you awake?" And you totally WEREN'T.
Guy: Even in my sleep I know how we do.
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