Guy sitting on an old couch in his front yard (to the two girls walking by): Hey! Hey girls! You girls... do you like beer?
Guy sitting on an old couch in his front yard (kicks the guy passed out next to the couch on his front yard): Dude, look alive.
(Girls keep walking)
Guy sitting on an old couch in his front yard (waves his hands in the air, spills some beer): Hey girls! You like beer? How about Vodka? You like Vodka? Beer? You like beer? Come here!
Passed out guy on the lawn: Dude, that totally rhymes. Beer... come here. Beer, come here. Ha, ha, ha.
(Girls walk by without stopping).
Guy sitting on an old couch in his front yard (takes another drink): oh go back to sleep, they apparently don't like beer (yells) OR VODKA!
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