Zee Plan...

I "plan" to post at least once a week now... maybe twice if you're lucky. I might post random stuff that doesn't matter sometimes, but we'll see.

POSTING DAYS ARE MONDAYS because most people spend their Monday's reading stuff on the internet any way.

*All statements subject to change without notice. No returns or exchanges. Not to be used as a flotation device. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars.

Monday, March 17, 2008

Overheard Conversations: I also love PB because people have conversations like this

Guy 1: So I met this girl and she's, well
Guy 2: Too fat? Too skinny? Too crazy? Too stupid?
Guy 1: No, she's not, she's in good shape it's just that she, well
Guy 2: She's too conservative? She hates your hair? She wants to be a Hooters Girl? She hates your friends? She dresses badly?
Guy 1: She dresses just fine. Well, actually, she dresses kind of conservatively really, which I don't mind.
Guy 2: I like em dressed a little conservatively it means they aren't trying too hard.
Guy 1: Yeah, I guess me too.
Guy 3: Well I like em slutty. I could go for a little slut action any day. Show me some clevage and some butt crack and I'm good to go.
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