Guy at the deli: I feel the need to provide something to eat because you know how it goes, people come, they drink, they drink some more and if you don't give them something to eat then they just pass out on your front stoop and you have to drag them inside, put them on the couch and let them sleep it off.
Other guy at the deli with the guy at the deli: Take off their clothes, write messages on their forehead, tickle their feet.
Guy at the deli: wait, what?
Other guy at the deli: Nothing. So you're getting food huh?
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