My Old Workplace: Finding new and improved ways to insult me since 2006

Diatribe:

Seriously, I worked there for over a year before they booted my ass. I did lots of things, volunteered out the wazoo for say, employment committees and bake sales, was exceptionally nice to the receptionists and appreciated the hard and dedicated work they gave to the agency, put my stamp on several presentations and research projects, smiled a lot (in fact I smiled TOO much, one of the complaints) and today I get a package from said OLD workplace (at my new workplace) of random things they found in my office after I vacated it in a real hurry (some CD's, an old picture of Baby, a clock that actually belongs to the office but whatever...) and not only does the package have the wrong address (does anybody have an office on "execu" ave? COME ON) but it has my name SPELLED WRONG.

They spelled my name wrong. MY ENTIRE NAME is spelled WRONG, and not only wrong but VERY wrong. Even my last name is spelled WRONG (and I don't want to toot my own horn, but my last name isn't that hard). EVERYTHING IS SPELLED WRONG.

Did I not exist there? Do they have no idea who I am? Do they vaguely remember that girl so and so? Remember her, old whats her name? And it's not like my name (I am fairly aware some of you don't know my real name quite yet... so you'll have to bare with me) is an entirely forgettable name, pretty much once you learn it, you've probably learned it (IMHO) and to spell it SO COMPLETELY WRONG, adding in an extra syllable and a few odd letters just for good measure...

Essentially if my name was Moondance, they went and spelled it "Jennifer, Jessica? Jennifer..." and called it a day.

REALLY? REALLY OLD OFFICE?!

REALLY!!!!

The also sent me a sprig of sage, their peace offering? Sure we don't know your name so here's some sage, burn it and bring all that bad ju ju into your new office?! I REFUSE YOUR BAD JU JU, I AM MOONDANCE, I KNOW THAT I AM MORE THEN THE SUM OF YOUR F'D UP OFFICE AND MY F'D UP DISMISSAL. YOU WILL NOT GET THE BEST OF ME, I AM MOONDANCE, MOOOOOOOONDANCE!