And so we're sitting out side and this conversation goes down:
Blonde girl in sweat pants: Hey Jeff do you have a beer I could borrow.
Jeff: Sure do.
Blonde girl in sweat pants: Thanks, it's not for me it's for my roommate, she's going out on a date soon and she needs it. It's actually a date with her ex boyfriend so she's all nervous and stuff. And you know, we're still hurting from last night so she needs it for that too.
Jeff: Sounds fun.
Blonde girl in sweat pants: I'm gonna go have her down this, thanks.
My Dad: Why doesn't she just take some advil?
Me: Well you see Dad, when you've drank so much that the next day you are literally shaking the fastest cure for it is to just drink some more alcohol cause your body is basically craving it, it helps get rid of the shakes.
My Dad: (looks at me with bug eyes)
Me: Not that I know anything about that, or anything, um, hey look Baby's awake!
*End Scene*
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment