Zee Plan...

I "plan" to post at least once a week now... maybe twice if you're lucky. I might post random stuff that doesn't matter sometimes, but we'll see.

POSTING DAYS ARE MONDAYS because most people spend their Monday's reading stuff on the internet any way.

*All statements subject to change without notice. No returns or exchanges. Not to be used as a flotation device. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Random Sarah Palin thoughts in my head



What's the difference between Sarah Palin and George Bush? -Lipstick-


In fact I'm quite sure THAT'S how the conversation went with old Mickey-McCain.


McCain Aide: You know who we need? George Bush, but with lipstick.

Other McCain Aide: This isn't San Francisco!

McCain Aide: But if we got a woman...

Other McCain Aide: You mean like a girl? Do they have those in politics? Where are we gonna find a GIRL who wears LIPSTICK and yet has all of the insane thoughts of an over privilaged Daddy pleasing upper class white male?

McCain Aide: How about her? (Shows YouTube video of crazy lady talking about God making oil pipelines across America."

Other McCain Aide: I love it! Sir? Sir? What do you think Sir?

McCain Aide: He can't hear you when he's in his cryogenic chamber.

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